One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Double Black Diamond

America's favorite drunk-ass skier, Bode Miller (who looks a lot like Edward Burns), has come under fire for boozing while slaloming. Turns out Bode's a drinker with a skiing problem. Slate offers a nice editorial clarifying the whole thing:

Miller tried to clarify his statements, explaining that he didn't actually drink on race mornings, but that, on occasion, he'd arrived at the start with a hangover from the night before.

So, Bode goes out and wins the downhill on Saturday, gets hammered that night, then shows up for the Slalom with some knockin' in his noggin. Sounds ok to me. Rage on Bode, rage on.