Spam of the Day.
As I emptied my Junk folder this morning, the subject line of one of the emails caught my eye:
Horny pills - low price
- These pills really wanna get their groove on. In that case, I'd be nervous to swallow them in the off chance that they try to hump my esophagus.
- These pills look something like Onthophagus beetles. Ouch! That would really hurt going down the old food chute.
Or maybe I'm missing something . . .